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Holy shit, an update! :O Tube of Jaffa Cakes? Check. Juice made of berries from the evil tree? Check Grinding melodies and thumping bass? Check Old television shows on mute? Check Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count (chapter/total): 4,984 / 42,898 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Permanent Link: http://obscureslash.net/viewstory.php?sid=2Summary/Warnings:Holy snap, another chapter. About damn time, eh? This one's mostly just set up for 13, which was originally going to be the rest of 12. I cut it in two because 1. it was too bloody damn long, and 2. there was a lot happening in it, and I really felt that there should be a break in between some of it. Quote: "What are you doing?" he asked.
"What are you doing?" Jamie retorted.
"Huh?" Adam thought for a moment, trying to figure out exactly what was wanted of him. "Wait. It works this way too?"( Jamie’s New Hire ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count (chapter/total): 8103 / 34795 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Permanent Link: http://obscureslash.net/viewstory.php?sid=2Summary/Warnings: More drama with the kids. Adam faces down Lynn and the new boyfriend. Quote: "Why you sleepin, Daddy?" he asked.
"Because Daddy doesn't feel good," Adam groaned.
Simon climbed up onto the sofa, barely giving Adam time to move out of the way. He reached up to the arm rest and grabbed Adam's glasses, looking at the tape wrapped around the temple piece before awkwardly sliding them onto his father's face. Adam forced a smile as he reached up to adjust them.( Jamie's New Hire - Ch. 11 ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count (chapter/total): 8,285 / 26,510 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Permanent Link: http://obscureslash.net/viewstory.php?sid=2Summary/Warnings: Jamie and Adam go out to Tehachapi for the day. Quote: Jamie sighed and shook his head. "Yes, I want nine," he said. "You expected this to be easy? I didn't bring you along to keep me company. Now come on."( Jamie's New Hire - Ch. 10 ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count (chapter/total): 4,496 / 22,014 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Permanent Link: http://obscureslash.net/viewstory.php?sid=2Summary/Warnings: Adam isn't the only one in the shop causing problems. Quote: "Oh," Tory said as he brushed a pile of scraps to the floor. "He's on lunch, so he went out to his car to take a nap. I guess he's not feeling well, or something. I'm supposed to go get him--" he quickly checked his watch "--a half hour ago. Sorry."( Jamie's New Hire - Ch. 9 ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count: (chapter/total): 2761 / 42,898 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Summary/Warnings: Jamie gets someone new in the shop, which only makes things more difficult than they were before. ( Jamie's New Hire ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count: (chapter/total): 2732 / 42,898 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Summary/Warnings: Jamie gets someone new in the shop, which only makes things more difficult than they were before. ( Jamie's New Hire ) | |
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Title: Jamie’s New Hire Chapter Title: N/A Fandom: MythBusters Character/s: Jamie, Adam, Tory, several small OCs Word Count: (chapter/total): 3051 / 42,898 Rating: NC-17 You know why. Summary/Warnings: Jamie gets someone new in the shop, which only makes things more difficult than they were before. ( Jamie's New Hire ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Friday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 3400/23800 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West. ( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Thursday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 5000/20400 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West. ( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Saturday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 1600/15400 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Tuesday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 1600/13800 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Monday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 4800/12200 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Sunday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 2300/7400 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Saturday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 2100/5100 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Friday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 1600/3000 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: The boys get a gig out West.( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas Chapter Title: Thursday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 1400/1400 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings:( Penn & Teller Take Las Vegas ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Sunday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 4175/36177 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. ( Penn & Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Saturday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 4993/36177 Rating: PG-13 Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. ( Penn & Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Friday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 6889/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: "“You know, it’s perfectly normal to verbally express yourself after something falls on you,” Penn said once they were back in the hotel room. Teller ignored the remark and made his way to the table by the window. Doing his best to pay as little attention to Penn as possible, he gingerly untied and took off his shoes, which were now so badly destroyed from the water that the soles were about to fall off."( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Thursday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 3471/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: ""I really hate some of these guests," Paul muttered, throwing the shirt into the washing machine next to Penn.
"What happened?" Penn asked stupidly.
Paul dug a box of detergent from the cupboard above the washing machine.
"Oh, I'm telling you," Paul lamented. "You say one goddamn wrong thing, and some fruity drink gets thrown at you.""( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Wednesday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 7949/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: "A few feet from where he was seated, Teller noticed an old microwave oven on a table. He went to the microwave and put the carrot slices on the plate and shut the door. He turned it on for a few seconds, picking up a few paper napkins as he let the carrots cook. He pocketed the napkins and took the carrots out of the microwave. They had give, but not too much. Pleased with how they had turned out, he threw a few remaining slices into what he could only assume to be the trash and sat back down on the sofa. As he watched the staff work, he casually moved props around from pocket to pocket. Once satisfied, he checked his watch for the time. Just before 10.0a. He stood up from his spot and walked back out to the hall. A few actors he recognized from the tape Lorne had sent them had begun to gather near a vending machine. One brunette — Julia, he thought was her name — caught his eye. He walked over to her, offering her a butterscotch candy from his pocket."( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Tuesday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 2578/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: ""Well, that depends," Penn said absently, playing with the lid. "Any number of things could happen. I could screw up and miss the card, the lock could get jammed, the trick could go too long. But if the tank itself fails, that will all be on you." He closed the lid and flipped down the hasp. "Real nice," he said to himself. He slapped the glass. "So," he said, back to his cheery self. "Take this thing over to the NBC building and have it sent up to Studio 8H. Looks real good, guys.""( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Monday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 2445/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: ""But I don't find the card," Penn said, cackling like the Wicked Witch. "I fuck it up, and Teller drowns in the tank."
Teller nodded, smiling tacitly.
"Not for real, of course," Penn assured. "The audience here will know that, but the home audience will think that something's gone terribly wrong.""( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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Title: Penn & Teller Go Network Chapter Title: Sunday Fandom: Penn & Teller/SNL/Late Night Character/s: Penn, Teller, Victoria Jackson, David Letterman (and others) Word Count (chapter/total): 6985/36177 Rating: PG-13 Permanent Link: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dgph3g5f_2gq9g44Summary/Warnings: Penn & Teller get the gig of a lifetime; 10 minutes on SNL. Not 100% sure where this idea came from. This is rather old, so it's kind of choppy in some areas. But I'm still really fond of this, so I'm posting it. Quote: "Teller awoke to something that had never happened before. The lights were all on, but Penn, and all of his stuff, was gone. Already beginning to panic, he wildly looked around the room for any sign of his partner. Penn wouldn't just skip out on him, would he?"( Penn and Teller Go Network ) | |
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